"Mr. Mac is in the building. White Girl Fever is over a HUNDRED THOUSAND TRILLION"
*Kanye West Voice*
LOL If you follow me on twitter (@JaeMacAttack) or are friends with me on Facebook, you probably have seen me talking about this "fever" I have had for the past month or so. A fever that can't be cured by man nor medicine. This fever is the INFAMOUS...White Girl Fever!
It all started back in 2007. The movie "Transformers" came out and I was really excited to go see the movie. Once the movie was over ALL I could think about was MEGAN FOX!!! I will never forget watching the car scene and literally getting excited and catching butterflies in my stomach...
Transformers
But after high school, my crush was actually "Crushed" when my mother had a little "Mother & Son" talk with me before I was on my way to leave to Wisconsin in the summer of 05'. Of course she wanted me to finish college and get my degree, but she also said "don't bring any babies back to her, and if it was possible DONT BRING HOME A WHITE GIRL"...LOL!
I never understood from my mother. I remember when I was 5 and Mariah Carey was singing on the radio. My mother being the bitter/hating mother she is...
Mom: I hate that pretty a$$ heffer signing...White a$$!
Me: Why mom?
Mom: She be on the radio too got damn much.
Me: I love her. What's wrong with a white girl? I might even marry a white girl one day!
Mom: *Brakes the car to a sudden STOP!* YOU BETTER NOT BRING A WHITE GIRL UP IN MY HOUSE!
Me: O__O *Scared for my life*...ok...
LOL I remember that day like it was yesterday. I love my mother to death but she is CRAZY AS HELL! She's over the whole white girl thing (Kind of). But that day messed with me ever since. I never looked into interracial dating until college. And my 1st date with a white girl wasn't until my JR year in college. Which is crazy because my Elementary, Middle, and High Schools were predominately white.
In college, not only was I scared of my mother, but I was scared of black women LOL. As sad as that sounds, I seriously know a couple of black women that would have "put me in a box" if I was caught holding hands, kissing, or seriously dating a white girl. I later found out that white women on campus were scared to talk to me because they feared that black women would beat them up...SMH.
After my JR year of college I dated my first white girl. We went on a lot of dates...movies, went out for drinks, had movie night at my house...good times! The difference between being with a black woman and a white woman is literally Night & Day! Here's what I experienced with the two...
Drama
When it comes to a "Problem" or a "Conflict", white women are easier to deal with than black women...Example...
*Girl name pops up on my iPhone*
White Girl: ....Who's that honey?
Me: This girl that has my Stat 450 class. We agreed to be study buddies for this class and an exam is coming soon.
White Girl: Oh that sounds like a smart move baby! I heard that class is very difficult!
Me: Yes it is!
END OF CONVERSATION
Now with a black woman....not so easy...
*Girl name pops up on my iPhone*
Black Woman: Uhhh...Who is that?
Me: This girl that has my Stat 450 class. We agreed to be study buddies for this class and an exam is coming soon.
Black Woman: ...What's her name?
Me: Tracy
Black Woman: *Start Thinking* I don't know her.
Me: Baby, why do you have to know her name?
Black Woman: Because I don't trust that heffer. B-Word might be trying to fuck my man.
Me: SMH So you don't trust me? :-(
Black Woman: I didn't say that...just call or text me when you get there and when you're done studying with her please...THANK YOU
Me: SMH...Yessssss Baby!
I know its some black women saying "I don't do that to my man" or whatever...WELL I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU! This has happened to me before in many different situations. BUT the one thing I heard the most dealt with sex. I always heard white women were more willing to do whatever a man wants, give better head, and just down right freaky and nasty...WRONG...WRONG!!!
Sex
I had my share of experiences with both white and black women. And I must say...I can't really pick which one is better...
Sex With White Women
Postive
White women will do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING whether you have to tell them to do it or not! I don't need to go into details but just imagine not having to ask for much.
Negative
It would have to be that I feel like I easily dominate white women in bed. Even when they try to "Put It On Me" it in no way compares to a black woman. BUT by them doing the things that some/most black women don't or are scared to do makes it a little negative.
Sex With Black Women
Postive
I don't know about other men, but when I have sex with a black girl, I feel like it's a "Challenge". Even though I'm a pleaser automatically, with black women I have to get my mind right and get ready for a heavyweight bout, LOL. I'm not going to get into "XXX" details...BUT...Yeeeaaaaaa They do that ;-)
Negatives
Some black women be fronting! Acting like you've never had sex or gave head before is so high school. Y'all don't have to front! We are all grown. "I don't give head...I don't know what that is...ewww" as soon as I give you some head, you want to "return the favor"...."you ain't gotta lie" to kick It my Black Beautiful Queens :-)
Now that I broke that down for y'all...back to this White Girl Fever I have...
The last month or so I been incredibly attracted to white girls for no apparent reason. I have no idea where this "fever" comes from, I'm more open to date a white woman more than ever, AND NO, BLACK WOMEN ARE NOT THE REASON WHY I'M DIGGING WHITE WOMEN NOW. I'm not even giving up on black women...just...Expanding My Horizions!
Top 3 White Women that got me going crazy...
