Now I thought I was the Dougie King like a month ago when I did the Dougie at a club in Miami. They played "Teach Me How To Dougie" and all the girls pulled their cameras out and I just seen hella flashes in my face. LOL but C Breezy is Hands Down the Dougie King...I'm defiantly jock'n couple of his moves...I'm admitting it now...So don't be surprise when My Dougie looks 50x better now :)
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Club Play
Went to Club Play two Fridays ago to celebrate my BFF's (Janavia) Birthday. On South Beach, Club Play & Club Lux be the best clubs to go to on a Friday.Here’s video of actor Idris Elba (from the new movie Takers) and model Miss Paris at Club Play. If you pause it on 1:04 you'll see me on the left standing on the couch in VIP in all white by the balloons vibing. LOL!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
H-Town "Knockin' The Boots"
I was randomly watching videos and this video popped up...Put me in "That Mood" where you want to do everything to your significant other AND MORE...*Licking Lips*...Yea that's how I felt watching this...*Sigh*...Being Single Sucks!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Nice Guys Get Treated Like $%!#
Fellas, have you ever met a girl you liked A LOT and decided to go outside your comfort zone and do some "extra nice" things for her so you could make a good impression? But by doing all this for weeks, or even months, you get a gut feeling that you're getting played like a SUCKA?
I been there and done that. And got played a couple of times in my life (Yea I admit it). You would think that a woman would like a man to treat her with respect. And let me be clear, I'm not talking about all women. There are A LOT of good women out there that know what they want in life. But they’re some women out there that are still STUCK IN HIGH SCHOOL. Same for us men....but that’s another topic...
Anyway, I want to talk about an experience I had with a lady: “When Being Nice Goes Wrong". I'll share a situation that I had to learn from and that changed how I deal with women...in a good way of course.
I talked to a girl (who's name will remain anonymous) from Miami for about a month or two, a very attractive 21-year-old young lady, who had me head over heels. She was Vietnamese & Jamaican, yellow bone, long black hair, body was BANGIN' AND she drove a Range Rover. I started thinking to myself "Damn, how did I end up pulling this off"...then it hit me that I am a pretty Fly, Young cat myself :)
We started to date and do the whole movies thing, took her out to eat here and there, we even went to Build A Bear in the mall and made a baby bear together
Everything was going good until another month went by and I recognized she was texting me less and less, to the point that she wasn’t even replying to my text messages or calls. She would call me once a week and tell me everything was cool. But I had a gut feeling something wasn't right...but I ignored it and just played along with it.
During this time I loaned/gave her everything she asked for whether it was big or small. From Phone charger, to glasses, to money, anything she asked for it, she got it. Not on some "baller type" ish, more on the fact that I THOUGHT we was friends and her saying she would pay me back the money, I loaned her about over $700 in total money. Now I already can hear my homeboys (and even girls) saying "This N*gga Jaevery is stupid" LOL. But the way I feel about money is that Money Comes And Goes. And I always try to help people, because if I needed help, I would hope they would help me the same way. But after like 3 weeks went by and I started to get no calls, texts, or money back, I knew I got played like a SUCKA!
So fast forward, a month and a half goes by and I totally forget about her. I don't text her or call her at all. Then out of nowhere, I get a "Hey Jaevery, I miss you and can't stop thinking about you" text. I totally ignore it and a week later I get a longer "I miss you and can't stop thinking about you" text message. I reply back with "U full of sh*t". She replies back and starts acting naive like she doesn't know what she did to me a month and a half ago. I told her stop acting naive and stupid because you know you played me and now you want to act like I'm supposed to forget how you treated me and let you back in my life.
She kept apologizing to me and told me “it wasn't me, it was her.” Apparently she was in a long relationship and was trying to get out of it. After 3 years of loving a man that basically treated and talked to her like a dog, she admitted actually being scared of me because I was such a gentleman to her; made her feel comfortable and happy, and always had her laughing (Get a girl to laugh, you're in there like swimwear LOL).
What I don't get is how can you tell me "Oh, all I want is a man to love me, care for me, and treat me right. I'm soooo simple when it comes to my man and loving him"...Bulllllll SH!@! Then when you do get blessed with that opportunity you go treat that man like he's some "Poo Butt" a$$ dude, SMH. Now when you realize how good that man was to you and how good you had it…he's totally gone. And you expect that man to just jump into everything like it s all "honky dory"...WRONG...WRONG *Charlie Murphy Voice*
Moral of the story is, when you have something good ladies, at least respect that man, because there isn't that many good men out there for y'all anyways. That’s why y'all Dating, Talking, and Sexing the same dudes with your best friends...NOT COOLLLLLL! Understand that what’s another man junk, is another man’s treasure!
Oh, and if you was wondering..NO I GOT NO NOOKIE! LOL
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Monday, August 9, 2010
The World According To Pretty Toney...
3 years ago I remember me and my ex teammate Dre Levy, used to talk about how HILARIOUS a commercial that used to come on MTV2 on the regular by Ghostface Killah. Now for the people that don't know who's Ghostface Killah, he's part of the legendary Wu-Tang Clan...
...Ghostface Killah in red...
The commercial was called "The World According To Pretty Toney", here's a video catalogue of all the commercials...
Another year later I find out he released an audio book called "The World According To Pretty Toney"...
Ghostface Killah, settles into one of his most popular characters "Pretty Toney" and offers readers a hilariously unique perspective on life via guides to and advice on everything from sex to gambling, family to education, even how to eat on just $5 a day, better known as The Hustler’s Diet.
So for all you "Smart Dumb Cats" out there, when you're either bored at work or you have free time..Listen to couple of these clips from the audio book...HILARIOUS!!!
On Living Part 1...
Fav Quote: "...When you get in the shower n*gga..wash yo f*cking face first man, THAN wash yo nuts. Don't wash your nuts than wash yo face. You feel me, YOU'RE GOING BACKWARDS" (LOL)
On Living Part 2...
Fav Quote: "Yo all yall n*iggas out there buying y'all jews from the back of "The Source" need to SIT THE F*CK DOWN...if yo sh*t isn't bling'n like the disco ball in the club...SIT THAT BULLSH*T DOWN SON! You gonna get killed for nothing...N*gga go to cash in yo bullsh*t jews, yo sh*t worth like $5 man!" (LOL)
On Love...
Fav Quote: "Once yo b*tch start hanging out more than you n*gga, you know you got a problem. Once it seems like you aint wearing the drawls in the house no more my n*gga...You got a problem. Once yo b*tch start talking back to you, YOU GOT A PROBLEM." (TRUEEEE)
Something about his accent that makes him sooooo funny. LOL I cant explain it. I don't know too many people that ever heard this, but I listen to this probably once a month or two. Always a good laugh!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Oooo Ms. Keyshia Dior...
I decided to go out on South Beach last Friday because my homie Lance was in town. Haven't been out since Memorial Day Weekend. So to make a long story really short, We went to Club Lux. Keyshia Dior was hosting the party.
Now for those of you that doesn't know who she is, She was the lead girl in Timbaland & Drake "Say Something" Video!
She's now is Gucci Mane's Girlfriend. Gucci wasted no time scooping her up after he got out of jail. I aint even mad at dude. A good look for him!
Talk about SWAG! I can't think of any girl that has swag like her except Amber Rose.
I follow Keyshia on twitter (Follow her @KeyshiaDior) and decided to tweet her asking where she was. Surprisingly she tweeted me back. We than had a back and forth conversation and she basically told me to come say hi to her...
I advise people that are not on Twitter to do so. Twitter helped me out in SO MANY situations that it's not even funny. All my tweople in twitterville knows where I'm coming from...Follow Me -----> @JaeMacAttack
So of course I was in VIP, (Once you experience VIP in a club, it's SO HARD to do general admission. Like its night and day on how much more fun you'll have) and I told her what exactly I had on which was all black button up and a pair of Urkel Glasses...she spotted me as soon as I walked in front of her table, and we made eye contact. We waved at each other and she smiled at me, but it was so many people around her that I didn't want to be on some groupie ish (Even though I basically was LOL I admit it) and push my way to her.
So I just played it cool and walked back to my table until some room was made. Than all of a sudden I saw her basically by herself on top of the couches dancing while drinking Nuvo straight out the bottle. So the first thing I was thinking was not only is she beautiful, but she knows how to have a good time like me LOL!
So I walked back over there and she tells me to come and climb up on the couch beside her. I tell her she officially made my night by doing this and she was a very humble, beautiful person inside and out. She told me "Awwww Thank you Baby. You're So Cuteee", LOL. Next thing I know we vibing and partying together for about good 20-30 minutes.
Singing songs together, drunk as hell, and rocking to the beat, she all of a sudden bends over in front of me to talk to one of her friends for at least a minute straight. Her girlfriends were pointing at me laughing because my jaw literally hit the floor...and YES! Her booty is REALLY THAT BIG!!!
I showed her the pic I took of her booty and TwitPic it on Twitter. She thought it was funny and started laughing LOL. Than 4:00 in the morning hits and she tells me "Ok honey, I'm about to leave". So I asked can I get a picture? And she said of course!
So after the picture, She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I'm sure she do this to all of her fans everyday, or maybe she don't, but she did it to me :)
And anybody that think I'm on some groupie ish (Which I'm probably am but whatever) go to :26...
And "Can Suck My D*CKKK...B*TCH" *Luda Voice From Hustle & Flow) LMAO
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
More About Nothing
More About Nothing dropped today. Wale just might make it back in my Top 10 list. "Ambitious Girl" is a good one for the ladies and "No Hands" he went in...Enjoy!
Track Listing:
Never Give Up!
Got this from Diddy's Blog. When you're feeling down and you feel like there's no hope...WATCH THIS VIDEO! I teared up and got chills a little bit while watching this.Almost cried Tears of Joy...BET should play this more often instead of Soul Plane! At least on Sundays...I'm Just Saying...
Game's Brake Lights Mixtape
Game's new mixtape dropped yesterday...Kinda hot.
My favorite is Cherry Koolaid...Enjoy!
Tracklist:
01. Brake Lights (Feat. Busta Rhymes)
02. Trading Places (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
03. Cold Blood (Feat. Busta Rhymes And Dre)
04. MIA (3 Heats)- Lebron James, Bosh, Wade
05. Stop (Feat. Rick Ross) 06. Street Riders (Feat. Akon And Nas)
07. HaHaHaHaHa
08. Pushin’ It (Feat. T.I. And Robin Thicke)
09. Thats The Way The Game Goes (Feat. Shawty Lo)
10. Ecstasy
11. Phantom Of The Opera
12. Do It B.I.G. (Feat. Yung Joc)
13. You Are The Blood
14. Get’em (Feat. Waka Flocka Flame)
15. Cherry Koolaid
16. Heels And Dresses (X.O. Feat. T.Y Dolla Sign)
17. Blackout
18. Stadium Music
19. Hustlin’ (Champions Anthem)
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