It been almost 2 year since the last time I can remember I went out in the city of Palm Beach. I decided to step out to celebrate a little bit because Miami Heat sign Wade, Bosh and LBJ. So me and my homeboys met up at RJ's, a little Bar/Lounge that I heard be popping on Thursday nights and be having all the "Lil Babies" there *Palm Beach Slang*. So I decided to wear some Levis and a nice fitted Polo. Had on a LV belt and my black Supras on and some I AM KING Cologne and I was good.
Something like this but black and gray with no hat!
So I go in the spot and the place is RACHET AS EVER. But I didn't mind because I'm used to it, its Palm Beach! I see a lot of my homeboys are up in here and I'm feeling good because I'm with my homies from grade school. Now, 95% of my homies haven't left Palm Beach let alone went to college. And 95% of them still rock Gold In Their Mouths, Black T's, Dickies, And Big Dokey Dreads...You know kinda like the typical Dope Boy Image in Florida.
UUUGGGHHHHH...SMH...YES! I dropped 14 in my mouth. (Florida Slang for 8 to the bottom and 6 at the top) this was Freshmen Year of college. I said it was more of a fad with the gold grills. Cuz I stop wearing them the next year LOL!
This was 07' when I started to wear clothes that actually fit and leave the 5x Tall T's and Baggy Jeans for good LOL!
My cousin Breon was there along with his homies who I also grew up with during HS. He's in a rap group called P.C.C. (Paper Chaser Committee...Check em on YouTube. My Cousin name is Breezy)
Here me and my Cuz Bree 2 years ago!
Here his group video. P.C.C. "Prime Time" My cuz is the Pretty Boy Thug wearing the gray Coogi fit! LOL check his verse out on 2:34...Cuz-o doing his thing. I aint mad at him!
So through out the night I'm talking to different women here and there...and lets just say I get an A for Effort, because I left RJ's with no numbers, No new friends, NOTHING LOL. I don't know if it was that my jeans was more fitted than all of my homeboys, or the fact that I didn't have any dreads or what. I'm just as tatted as all my homies...so I know I cant be that bad...CAN I??? *Scratching My Head* LOL like I would talk to a girl with respect like...
Me: Hi my name is Jaevery.
Girl: Hi, What you do for a living? (NEVER TELL THEM YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. LET THEM FIND THAT OUT THEMSELVES LOL)
Me: I just graduated this year.
Girl: Oooohhh OK...
*Akward moment of silence*
Me: *Confused Look On My Face*
Girl: *Stank Look On Her Face*
Me: Well I'm gonna go over hereeeeeee....
LOL I swear ever girl I end up talking to that night was looking at me like I speak Chinese or something. SMH like it was BAD!
The story of the night though had to be the fact that I actually met a girl that I had a crush on in HS back in Dwyer. I think she graduated when I was a Junior so she's class of 04'. The last time I saw her was in the strip club like 2 years ago (And Yes she strips now) And she still looked good...even though she got tatts everywhere now *Kanye Shurg*. Anyways I ended up seeing her at Wet Willies last Wednesday, and basically told her how I used to have a crush on her and what not. She remember me from HS and what not. So we having a good time I'm laughing it up with her and her friends, and she gave me her number. So I'm like cool, I'm gonna hit you up tomorrow, she said OK! Next day I text her...No Reply...text again...No Reply..decide to call her...and her freaking phone is turned off (O__o I know right? Pay your freakin' phone bill Ms. Thang. I bet she own a Metro PCS too LOL). So fast forward everything I see her out the next night which was last night (Oh and she had a LV Bag but her phone is cut off...Talk about a Basic Chick SMH). And the first thing out her mouth when I see her is "Are you gonna buy me a drink?" Now I'm not like most guy, I'll buy a chick a drink, especially if I like her. I'm not cheap. But every time she ask me this she'll already had a glass of Rose' in her hand. So I'm like I would buy you a drink...but u have a full glass of Rose' in our hand. She'll look at me crazy and tell me "I mean when I'm done with this you got me?" I was like sure just let me know. So I try to talk to her and get to know her and what not...and this chick is like playing me to the curve. So I'm like...does my breath stink, I know I smell good...Whats going on? Everything was popping with us just a DAY AGO LOL.
Next thing I see her talking to my cousin and my homies in P.C.C. and when I saw that I already knew what the deal was LOL. So I was posted up with my cousin Breon and she try to push me to the side to talk to Breon, like I'm some PEEON WACK DUDE or something, HA! I told her "This Family Baby...U need to chill out" She looked at me crazy and and than looked at my cousin and my cousin just nodded his head like Yeeeeaaaa LOL. My cousin than tells me that she slept with him AND our homeboy AI who's also in the group. Right after he told me that I deleted her number from my iPhone 4 so fast (Like how I threw that iPhone 4 in there LOL). Than my cuz told her that AI know bout them sleeping together...and she STILL was playing me and STILL was trying to talk to Breon LOL.
End of the night came and I came to an conclusion that Hood Chicks Don't Like Jaevery...at least the ones around Palm Beach where I'm from. I don't know if its the fact that I do where tight jeans like the white boys now and my homeboys don't, or I talk more proper than my homeboys because I adapt to my environment at UW (Crazy thing is that my friends from Palm Beach think I talk white BUT my friends from UW think I speak Ebonics LOL) or the fact that I rather rock 360 Waves and Pearley Whites than Dokey Dreads and a Gold Mouth Grill...Whatever it is I LOVE Hood chicks but the don't LOVE ME :( LOL Oh well...Yall Lost :P
LOL...this is the first blog that i ever read..lol..interesting...
ReplyDeleteThere are still plenty of respectable women in Palm Beach who do not like men who wear the "dope boy look" and admire men who graduate from college. Don't give up on us yet ;)
ReplyDeletelol... this is too funny!
ReplyDeleteI guess it comes to show first impression means everything...lol.