I decided to go out on South Beach last Friday because my homie Lance was in town. Haven't been out since Memorial Day Weekend. So to make a long story really short, We went to Club Lux. Keyshia Dior was hosting the party.
Now for those of you that doesn't know who she is, She was the lead girl in Timbaland & Drake "Say Something" Video!
She's now is Gucci Mane's Girlfriend. Gucci wasted no time scooping her up after he got out of jail. I aint even mad at dude. A good look for him!
Talk about SWAG! I can't think of any girl that has swag like her except Amber Rose.
I follow Keyshia on twitter (Follow her @KeyshiaDior) and decided to tweet her asking where she was. Surprisingly she tweeted me back. We than had a back and forth conversation and she basically told me to come say hi to her...
I advise people that are not on Twitter to do so. Twitter helped me out in SO MANY situations that it's not even funny. All my tweople in twitterville knows where I'm coming from...Follow Me -----> @JaeMacAttack
So of course I was in VIP, (Once you experience VIP in a club, it's SO HARD to do general admission. Like its night and day on how much more fun you'll have) and I told her what exactly I had on which was all black button up and a pair of Urkel Glasses...she spotted me as soon as I walked in front of her table, and we made eye contact. We waved at each other and she smiled at me, but it was so many people around her that I didn't want to be on some groupie ish (Even though I basically was LOL I admit it) and push my way to her.
So I just played it cool and walked back to my table until some room was made. Than all of a sudden I saw her basically by herself on top of the couches dancing while drinking Nuvo straight out the bottle. So the first thing I was thinking was not only is she beautiful, but she knows how to have a good time like me LOL!
So I walked back over there and she tells me to come and climb up on the couch beside her. I tell her she officially made my night by doing this and she was a very humble, beautiful person inside and out. She told me "Awwww Thank you Baby. You're So Cuteee", LOL. Next thing I know we vibing and partying together for about good 20-30 minutes.
Singing songs together, drunk as hell, and rocking to the beat, she all of a sudden bends over in front of me to talk to one of her friends for at least a minute straight. Her girlfriends were pointing at me laughing because my jaw literally hit the floor...and YES! Her booty is REALLY THAT BIG!!!
I showed her the pic I took of her booty and TwitPic it on Twitter. She thought it was funny and started laughing LOL. Than 4:00 in the morning hits and she tells me "Ok honey, I'm about to leave". So I asked can I get a picture? And she said of course!
So after the picture, She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I'm sure she do this to all of her fans everyday, or maybe she don't, but she did it to me :)
And anybody that think I'm on some groupie ish (Which I'm probably am but whatever) go to :26...
And "Can Suck My D*CKKK...B*TCH" *Luda Voice From Hustle & Flow) LMAO
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