3 years ago I remember me and my ex teammate Dre Levy, used to talk about how HILARIOUS a commercial that used to come on MTV2 on the regular by Ghostface Killah. Now for the people that don't know who's Ghostface Killah, he's part of the legendary Wu-Tang Clan...
...Ghostface Killah in red...
The commercial was called "The World According To Pretty Toney", here's a video catalogue of all the commercials...
Another year later I find out he released an audio book called "The World According To Pretty Toney"...
Ghostface Killah, settles into one of his most popular characters "Pretty Toney" and offers readers a hilariously unique perspective on life via guides to and advice on everything from sex to gambling, family to education, even how to eat on just $5 a day, better known as The Hustler’s Diet.
So for all you "Smart Dumb Cats" out there, when you're either bored at work or you have free time..Listen to couple of these clips from the audio book...HILARIOUS!!!
On Living Part 1...
Fav Quote: "...When you get in the shower n*gga..wash yo f*cking face first man, THAN wash yo nuts. Don't wash your nuts than wash yo face. You feel me, YOU'RE GOING BACKWARDS" (LOL)
On Living Part 2...
Fav Quote: "Yo all yall n*iggas out there buying y'all jews from the back of "The Source" need to SIT THE F*CK DOWN...if yo sh*t isn't bling'n like the disco ball in the club...SIT THAT BULLSH*T DOWN SON! You gonna get killed for nothing...N*gga go to cash in yo bullsh*t jews, yo sh*t worth like $5 man!" (LOL)
On Love...
Fav Quote: "Once yo b*tch start hanging out more than you n*gga, you know you got a problem. Once it seems like you aint wearing the drawls in the house no more my n*gga...You got a problem. Once yo b*tch start talking back to you, YOU GOT A PROBLEM." (TRUEEEE)
Something about his accent that makes him sooooo funny. LOL I cant explain it. I don't know too many people that ever heard this, but I listen to this probably once a month or two. Always a good laugh!
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