Saturday, November 6, 2010

College Women and Non College Women

Now before I start going in on this topic, let me just say that I, by NO MEANS, am trying to offend, embarrass, or disrespect any ladies out there. I'm not even trying to say who's better. I'm just showing the difference between the two from my experience and from my eyes.


Social


College Women


In college, you learn that you have to be social and open to people. I was a very shy guy in high school when it came to talking to people I didn't know and college made me break out of that and made me a more open person. I notice when I do approach a woman, and she's in/graduated from college we end up having a very in depth conversation...something along the lines like this...


*At the mall and I bump into this one random girl*


Me: Excuse me, but do you mind if I get your name please?


College Girl: Sure, My name is ____. What’s yours?


Me: That’s a pretty name. My name is Jaevery.


College Girl: Jaevery?!?! Thats a unique name...


Me: Well my dad made it up, his name is Johnathan and my mothers name is Beverly, so he put them together and made Jaevery.


College Girl: Awww, that’s so cuteeeee. I like your name :-)


Me: *Scoreeee!* Oh well, thank you. So where are you from? And where’s your boyfriend, because your boyfriend need his a$$ kicked?


College Girl: LOL well I'm from ______ and why does my boyfriend need his a$$ kicked? LOL


Me: Becauseeee, he let you walk out the house and let guys like me see you by yourself...TISK TISK bad boyfriend!


College Girl: ...too bad I'm single ;-)


Me: Oh really...You want to walk to the food court? I'll treat you to some ice cream and we can get to know each other a little bit?


College Girl: Sure! I would love to!


The point I'm trying to make with this story is that we had a "conversation" which actually led to us exchanging numbers and out on a couple of dates and what not.


Non College Girls


Now as far as the conversation I had with "Non College Girls"....Thats a whole another story...


At Wet Willies...


Me: Aye, excuse me, did you go to Dwyer?


Non College Girl: *Stank A$$ Face* Uhhh, maybe. I went there for like a month or two. What year did you graduate?


Me: 05'


Non College Girl: No, I went there in 06'


Me: *I remembered this girl having lunch with me at Dwyer my senior year...so she’s acting stuck up* Are you SURE u didn't go to Dwyer ANYTIME in 05'????


Non College Girl: *Naive Look* Noooo...I didn't!


Me: *Give Here The N*gga Please Face*


SMH I couldn't believe she stood there and lied to my face like that. I didn’t want to holler at her, I just wanted to say hi since I hadn’t seen her since high school. And I know she remembered me, because the chick was staring me down the whole night and I caught her starring at me one time. So what was the point in acting stuck up? I know sometimes girls play their little "I don't want to be bothered" games and just tell a man anything...but not when you were starring me down the whole night. I don't have time to play high school games and chase her, even if I wanted to holla at her. We're too old for that!


Sex


AGAIN, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK FROM EXPERIENCES I HAD WITH THE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES. I KNOW THERE ARE WOMEN OUT THERE WHO DONT ACT LIKE THIS...WELL I HAVENT MET YOU YET! LOL


College Women


In my opinion, college women are the freakiest girls of them all. I tell my home boys that never went to college that they're missing out on some good, smart, sexy, intelligent women that are FREAKS in bed. After high school, I thought I knew a lot about sex...well that changed when I went to college. From freshmen year to about the end of my sophomore year, the girls I dated taught me what they liked and disliked: sex in public, having sex back to back to back, I experienced a threesome with 2 girls in college (the only class I failed in college was because of this...LONG STORY), and the list goes on and on and on. I also think they are more "adventurous" and like to experience just about anything once. If I didn't know better, I would say college brings the inner freak out of women...lets be real...college brings the inner freak out of EVERYBODY! Plus college women don't hesitate to tell you that they are "interested" to you...


*Out at a house party*



Me: Was up girl? Long timeno see. How are you?


College Girl: Nothing...I'm good....you should think about coming over tonight?


Me:...Oh fa real?


College Girl: Yup, Fa real!


Me: ....Sure sure...Why not?


College Girl: Better question is "Why wouldn't you?" *Stare In My Eyes*


Me: *Instantly Get Excited*...Well Damn!




Now that conversation was with a girl I dated in the past. I'm not going to go in depth about a sexually experience I had with the lady. That’s for me to know and you to find out. Plus I already gave y'all enough of my business for the world to see. :-P LOL


Non College Women


Now let me start off by saying that I had great, wonderful sexual experiences with women PERIOD…and non college women are no different. But for the MAJORITY...what I experienced with these type of ladies is....*Starts Thinking*...to be honest I can't really say what the difference is with these ladies. It's just different. With a college woman, she would tell me at times "I want it like this..." or " let me get on top" or "get on the couch". I don't get that a lot with non college women. It’s usually me doing all the work, which is not a problem because I'm a PLEASER more than a RECEIVER! I like to please with no hesitation (BUT THAT’S ANOTHER TOPIC ;-)). Also I noticed that most of these type of women are nervous or scared to be real about their sex life...for example...


*Having Sex Talk with a girl*


Me: So what do you like and dislike as far as sex?


Non College Girl: I don't give head, I don't suck d*ck unless you are my man!


Me: I can respect that fa sho.


Non College Girl: yea I don't do that..uh uh...only my KING can get that pleasure from me.


Me: Me personally I don't mind giving head...I don't give it to every girl…BUT If I'm REALLY FEELING YOU...I definitely dive in head first with no hesitation...only live once right? *Kanye Shrug*


Non College Girl: Oh Really? *Start Smirking*


Me: LOL Really...I have no shame


Non College Girl: Well you're nice as hell. I ONLY give head to my BF because I feel it’s special...


Me: I'm not even the "head" type of guy. I would never ask for head or expect head. Either a girl is going to want to do it or not...


*Couple of weeks later we do the nasty for the 1st time and she start kissing down from my lips to my stomach to my....Yeaaaa Buddy! LOL. After we finish she try to explain and justify her "actions" on why she just broke her RULE and went down town*


Non College Girl: OMGGGG I never did that before in my life...I can’t believe I gave u some head.


Me: *Give her the Negro Please Look* Mmmmm Hmmmm


Non College Girl: I'm fa real like it must be something about you or something that turned me on and I wanted to do it!


Me:....Mmmmm Hmmmm! I didn't ask u to go down town...you just did it!


Non College Girl: I Know! I Know! I don't know what got into me...


Me:...LOL righhhtttt!


The moral of the story is...well...there isn't a moral. I just wanted to show the difference from College Women and Non College Women in MY EYES. I’m sure there are going to be A LOT of ladies trying to prove me wrong with your comments. Again THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK AND HAVE EXPERIENCED. Plus this is MY BLOG! At the end of the day it’s NOTHING wrong with being a freak. We are all grown and need to kick that "high school" ish to the curve....WORD!




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